I got a little drinked. I don't say drunk, cause I drinked. That's what I did. And fell all over myself trying to flirt with this straight guy. He's so cute. But SOO straight. He didn't even want a drunken blowjob. What the cock is that shit? And when I say last night, I mean I jsut got home. LOL I'm a drunk ass ho. Yay!

Candice and Sherry Bash was a blast. We all went to West Plains to celebrate Candice and Sherrie's birthdays. A night of clubbing it up at the Firehouse. The club was pretty hot. Very mixed. Some color. A few cute Latin boys. Some gay boys even. Good music selection. NO COUNTRY! Yay! Candice recognized an acquaintance she worked with and ( Read more... )

Linz: "I was playing hide and seek in church."

Me: "Is that where you sin in the corner under Jesus comes to find you?"

On a separate note, if Jesus really is coming, why does no one have the decency to hand him a tissue?